Not to Worry!

What an exciting day! I got ready to go to the grocery only to find that my car battery had died. Not to worry. I fumbled through the mess in my bedside table drawer and found the number of the guy that runs the nearby Chevron station. He was out, but not to worry, the man on the phone said to call AC Delco and have them come to the house and jump start the car. So I called and he came promptly at no charge and got it started. I then drove to the Chevron station and Jimmy, the owner, was now on the premises. Not to worry! He could put the new battery in shortly, so I had a seat in the waiting room until he got the job done.

After that I drove to the grocery and filled up the cart with both good and evil foods. I ate the good food first, an avocado and an ear of corn. Then, not to worry, I went straight to the sweets and indulged my stressed-out little self. I was so grateful that it all worked out.

I would like to die the same way. I wake up dead in bed. Not to worry! They come and get the body promptly and take it to the appropriate place. I go straight to heaven, bypassing hell altogether (Not to worry) and life goes on.

Before I discovered the dead battery, I was worrying about the fact that few people have gotten a copy of my new ebook. Not to worry. I am going to write one more regardless of outcome. Why? Because a psychic predicted it. Not to worry. I cannot force anyone to read what I write. Not to worry. I am a good writer whether I sell one book or none.

Whew! My neuropathy is progressing. Not to worry! I have meds to take and know how to honor my limits. I am not going to travel anymore. Not to worry. I have all I need right inside my own little corner of the world.

I love you all even if you don’t get a copy of my stinkin’ book. Not to worry. Not to worry about anything ever. It’s all good. It really is.

Vicki Woodyard

5 Comments

  1. Yay! Thinking about renewing my subscription to the Alfred E. Neuman fan club… Thank you for your observations, vicki!

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  2. “I love you all even if you don’t get a copy of my stinkin’ book.” Dear Lord, I love this line. You are too funny. When I get my eyes checked out, I will definitely donate for your book. I simply am unable to read it right now.

    Maybe your humor is my favorite thing about you. Or your honest. So many qualities to choose from…

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